Song Parody: Grift Away

Smooch Panda’s Opus.

Lyrics

Day after day I’m shilling Q
It must look like to you I’ve gone insane

Day after day keeping boomers confused
I’m not a Medic who prays, I’m David J Hayes

Oh, give me the scheme, boys, and free my trolls I wanna get past all my PayPal goals
and grift away

Oh, give me the scheme, boys, and free my trolls I wanna get past all my PayPal goals
and grift away

Won’t you please donate?

Forget all I said about arresting
Pedophiles Cuz I don’t really haven’t got a fucking clue
I made up all this crazy shit in my mind I’m countin’ on you to think any of this is true

Send the check to me Tax free to my new ministry
And subscribe to my YouTube Super chat cash comin’ through to soothe me

Oh, give me the scheme, boys, and free my trolls I wanna get past all my PayPal goals
and grift away

Oh, give me the scheme, boys, and free my trolls I wanna get past all my PayPal goals
and grift away

Won’t you please donate?

Forget all I said about arresting Pedophiles Cuz I don’t really haven’t got a fucking clue
I made up all this crazy shit in my mind I’m countin’ on you to think any of this is true

Send the check to me Tax free to my new ministry
And subscribe to my YouTube Super chat cash comin’ through to soothe me

Thanks for the coin that you’ve given me
Even though even I think I said is wrong Rhythm and rhyme and harmony

You help me along makin’ me strong


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